This Afternoon In Facebook Status Update Format or Laughing About My Afternoon in the Kitchen

You know how you read status updates that people intentionally write cryptically, causing you wonder what in the world they mean? Here's what my afternoon would be like if I had chosen to Facebook my dinner-making progress:

I was something of a disaster in the kitchen today.

Buttermilk was everywhere!

Everywhere, I say.

If you're going to make a mess, might as well go all out and make it spectacular.

Dinner was such a success, we wished we'd ordered pizza.

Well, that last one probably isn't true. I have no doubt the dinner itself will be just fine. It was the producing of it that was rather eventful.

And just what, pray tell, caused buttermilk to be all over the kitchen?

That's where the cryptic nature of the post comes in. Frustrating, isn't it? :-)

Yeah, I don't like those kinds of cryptic status updates, either.

So, in case you're wondering and in the interested of public service, always make sure the cap is on the buttermilk before you shake it.

But the banana bread will still be yummy.

Have a nice day.