Just had to share another one:
Perspective: My son was looking at some coins he had in a bag and came across a one dollar coin from 1977. Here is the conversation that ensued:
J: "Look at this Eisenhower coin, Mom. What is it made out of?"
Me: "I have no idea what it is made out of."
J: "Wow. It's really old, look, it's from 1977!"
Me: "Yeah, really old, I was 6-years-old." The sarcasm doesn't carry over in my typing, but, trust me, it was dripping in my voice.
J: "That's really old, then!"
Thanks a lot, son, thanks a lot.